From a circuit assembly a few years ago: Brothers and sisters, consider the experience of sister Lives In A Shoe. She has 12 children to look after and get to meetings. Yet she still manages to pioneer full time! If she can do it surely you can pioneer too!
Here's one from a CO's visit a few years back: Brother and Sister Materialistic decided not to go out in Service one Saturday morning. Instead they went shopping at the local mall, just like the rest of the Canaanites. They left their two children home unsupervised. The children decided to cook their own breakfast and the house caught on fire and the children were burned to death. Oh, if only they had been out in service as a family that morning, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! (I was a dyed in the wool faithful JW when I heard that one and it made me pukin mad then!)
My all time personal favorite, from a more recent CO's visit: Brother slacker and brothers Faithful were delivering literature across a military checkpoint in some iron curtain war torn country. The whole group were told to take their publisher's record cards with them for identification as JW's. (WTF? My bullshit radar has immediately gone off at this point in the story) At the military checkpoint, the guards ask to see their i.d. and they present their record cards. Not only do the guards know what the hell a record card is, but they also know how to read one and judge the brothers on their hours. Amazing! Poor brother Slacker only had 2 hours on his card and the guards ask him why he only has 2 hours last month. (A better question might be why would the guard care?) Brother Slacker gives the guards some lame ass excuse like he was in the hospital or his children were burned to death in a fire! (see above) Not buying this, the guards took him aside and beat him to a bloody pulp for not being a better JW. (Bullshit sirens are now screaming in my head at the improbability of this scenario!). Then the CO says, "brothers and sisters, the elder's can't stand at the back and beat you as you leave the KH because you have low hours (said in a tone of voice implying they would like to because you deserve it but unfortunately, the law forbids us), however, we can all see the danger inherent in being a low hour publisher! (Well of course! It's so obvious!)
I had to stop myself from laughing out loud during this experience. My family got an earful on the way home though. I should really thank this CO. I believe this encouraging experience was instrumental in helping me to realize that they are just MAKING THIS CRAP UP as they go along!
Cog